I don’t have a fancy garden hose like this, though I think mist is my favorite. my handheld shower head is similar, but with just shower/center, and out of those my favorite is laminar flow-like (unscrew the shower head and rawdog the end of the hose) (just in general, not very practical for showering per se but it feels very nice and is just better in all situations except maybe like, washing your hair)
I use my thumb
Flat.
It delivers water faster than shower does, but at about the same low level of plant bothering.
Flat for my balls, jet for my ass
This is one of the daddest dad things I’ve ever dadgone seen 😂
I got that Dramm Heavy-Duty Brass Adjustable Nozzle, so I get that full-analog control and I feel like a fireman.
Also, this thing survives the winter, and the next five of them. That’s why I bought it. Everything else would be cool until the next spring when it was a leaky failure. I had to replace llke 4 of the ones in the OP, fricken Walmart specials, shitty plastic, garbage seals. Not the Dramm. This thing’s fit for Canada. It doesn’t care if it froze all winter, it’s ready for spring, leak free.
I get all these settings, and every gradient in-between, unlike the peasantry. Can you imagine? How droll. Merely 7 choices. Genteel shudder
Only $17 on Amazon, so load that one up for a Father’s Day gift. Mother’s Day gift, too, you know she loves that garden. Did your friend just transition? Dramm garden hose nozzle, welcome to the elite, I put a little bow on it. Hell, I think I’d give it for Christmas to the right person. Dramm 12380, investment grade equipment, real Buy It For Life shit.
There are 3 settings. Shower, jet, and assorted versions of fucking useless.
Unironically love mist for extremely hot fuck off days where you run it for less than 10 secs and it cools you off fast.
Shower for plants, jet for little brother
Shower for watering plants, jet for cleaning, no nozzle if I’m going to be letting the water run across the irrigation I’ve set up for the trees
I’m a jet, but your mom was a soaker last night
Savage! I didn’t even see it coming…
That reminds me, I should really call her, it’s been ages
Okay milhouse
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Shower for my lil plants! 🌿🌾
Shower for watering, jet for cleaning.
Assuming we have yards to water.