That’s a walnut you pinecone
captain obvious to the rescue!
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My cabal has been wasting our time drinking the blood of children when the true elixir comes from eating their lungs!
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Who doesn’t like a nut? A walnut!
I think there is some surgeon who has got some serious explaining to do. Main questions are:
- Why the fuck?!
- how the fuck?!
It’s a walnut, silly.
Yeah, and
- Why the fuck did that surgeon implant it?
- How the fuck is it working?!
Oh no bubba, no more feeding the idiots misinformation. LP/NG is fine, living with it for four decades.
Like the 5G morons, its safe. Source: I work with those frequencies for the last 3 decades at way higher doses you get. I’m still alive…
And cars are 100% safe, I’ve been riding in cars my whole life and have never died once. So since my experience has shown cars to never hurt me, I don’t believe they can be dangerous.
Do you see how that sounds? The point is, studies are showing that using natural gas stoves can attribute to kids developing asthma, which sucks. So why not move away from that technology to other methods like electric or magnetic stoves which don’t have the possibility of causing asthma.
Nah, that is obviously a picture of the lungs of a pot smoker!
Really, my lungs look delicious!
Damn, this is nuts.
Whatever caused that, it wasn’t the gas oven. I grew up in a house with a gas oven and a mother who obsessively baked.
- It’s a nut
- Have you seen your lungs?
LOL that’s a fucking walnut.
Gas stoves are shitty though, they leak minute amounts of nasty shit leading to higher incidence of asthma and other respiratory issues.
nitrogen oxides (NOx), including nitrogen oxide (NO) and nitrogen dioxide (NO2), carbon monoxide (CO), and formaldehyde (CH2O or HCHO), and unburned gas containing benzene aren’t anything you want to raise kids around.
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-health-risks-of-gas-stoves-explained/
So no, it’s not going to turn your lungs into walnuts, but yeah, if you have the choice, it’s probably better going with an electric stove.
Anyone who knows anything about anatomy knows that this is must certainly not a set of lungs. It’s a brain; specifically, it’s the brain of anyone who believes everything they see on the Internet.
I mean there are one or two questions here. One of the main ones being that if we’re looking at these “lungs” I don’t think the 10 year old grew up at all in fact.
I thought it was a walnut half.
The difference being?
A half nut vs a total nut
Some nut is better than no nut at all
Yeah, I always prefer September over November
That’s what you get for thinking you pecan
I thought it was an apple fritter.
You said the same thing about my pet hamster, quit eating random things.
It does look worth eating
I always thought walnuts looked like brains BTW.
It’s not smooth enough for that.
Gas stoves suck but culture war sucks more
“trans people exist and we want them to be safe and happy, and here are some unbiased scientific studies about how natural gas stoves and ovens affect air quality”
“STOP declaring WAR on my CULTURE!”
Some people get mad at any criticism of the consumer products they use, no matter how harmful and no matter what better alternatives exist.
One time I got into it with someone about two-stroke gas powered leaf blowers which do obscene amounts of pollution from carbon waste to allergens, but the other person insisted that rakes or even electric leaf blowers were insufficient for their very specific very special lawn and told me to touch grass and all the usual thought terminating cliches because I said what they were using was bad and that there were better alternatives.
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Hey, these lungs can fix wood scratches. Nice in a Waldorf salad too.
Damn I never knew about the wood scratches trick, thanks!
Cut into strips. Dip strips in egg/flour mixture, then fry in frying pan until golden brown. Drain strips on paper towels and serve with favorite dip or dressing.
Walnut omelet?
Ayo. That’s my fav. Snack
Think of the CHILDREN!
I think of them all the time. I enjoy them!
FBI OPEN UP!
I was on tilt because I took the bait. And then I got confused because I’m like this doesn’t make sense gas is safe. And then I’m wondering why isn’t a pair of lungs on display not flagged as not safe for work. Then I looked at the forum and then I got even more confused because I’m stoned. And then I realize that’s a walnut and it’s time for a snack. A roasted one even. Boom roasted. What up. Peace out.
Gas isn’t as safe as they claimed in the past.
Yeah gas is only “safe” with a full fume hood. Even then not as safe as they used to think, but most people don’t have real fume hoods in their home, or don’t even crack a window when they use the gas.
We should at least use propane if we have to cook indoors with hydrocarbons
It’s only safe if the full fume hood is running 24/7. Gas stoves emit a lot more pollution when off than what people initially thought
Yeah many people don’t “shut off” their stoves. There’s a pilot light constantly emitting a little bit of benzene. The apartment unit I lived in for years had gas stoves with pilot lights in all the units
Most gas stoves I’ve used have electric starters, I don’t know that I’ve ever seen one with a pilot light. I’m in the US for reference, not sure how it is elsewhere.
The only pilot lights I’ve ever seen were on massive professional restaurant ranges with big 24/7 running fumehoods so…
Your average at home stove without a pilot light leaks around ~20% of the benzene as a burner on high.
I had one when we lived in a house with propane. Anyway, the oven had a pilot flame but the burners had electric igniters.
Wonder where EU city gas would be on a good - bad scale. I have never heard about the dangerosity of gas stoves except the obvious (it’s like burning) here in France and we cook & heat water with it.
Is that you, Hank Hill?
They also leak small amounts of methane when not in use so the kids would have to be running 24/7.
Is a medical journal-esque photo of lungs NSFW?
Depends on the line of work I suppose. Off the cuff? Nope. For the sake of the joke? Absolutely.
Gas isn’t safe
Researchers have estimated that around 12-13% of childhood asthma cases in countries like Australia and the United States can be attributed to the use of gas stoves for cooking Source: Nationalasthma.org.au
*Stanford University researchers measured emissions for 53 stoves while on and off. *
[…]
Seventy-six percent of unburned methane leaked out through pipes and fittings when stoves were off.
[…]
A gas stove also pollutes when it is off. A 2022 study found that gas stoves, even when not in use, can leak as much benzene, a carcinogen, as secondhand cigarette smoke. Another study that analyzed natural gas samples found that 95 percent of them contained benzene, for which there is no safe level. That study also found 21 hazardous air pollutants in unburned gas, including hexane and toluene, which can affect the nervous system, liver, and kidneys.
Source: Columbia climate school
God bless the internet. I learned more about gas than I ever thought imaginable in meme@lemmy. I’m sober now so thanks for the good reads and info!
gas is safe
lol
Better question was, why do we have the lung of a 10 year old
Dude was a true hero and donated them for some mid-quality gas memes
