“I am not here for your shit right now, but we’re working on it”
Sips coffee. hit’s joint
“Mornings are for coffee and contemplation.”
— Jim Hopper
The correct response is: shhhh it’s quiet time. Those around you will adapt.
Extroverts and morning people have no idea there’s anything else.
This is so me and my wife. After waking up she needs at least a coffee and a cigarette. Before that you just can’t (and don’t want to) talk to her.
I on the other hand am online mere minutes after waking up which is good for our kids but bad for any attempt of starting the day peacefully with my wife… 😬
“I asked you a question, why aren’t you listening at me?”
B*tch you don’t even exist before I had breakfast and took a shit.This is some great content - technically not memes but at least it’s not degenerates screen grabbing and posting the same dumbfuck image
That’s actually such an accurate description of memes
Sorry. I’m that talker. And I’ll do it the moment I wake up, too.
I don’t know how I can do it, and it fascinates me.
You know you push boundaries by making people engage with you in conversation when they don’t want to? Yet apparently continue doing it? And that fascinating you?
That’s very confusing to me. Uh, are you neurodivergent…?
I think impulse control is a factor, they just have to talk to that person and can’t wait any more.
Read the useless facts, memorize the useless facts, and have the urge to regurgitate the useless facts to anyone with working ears. That’s Asperger’s in a nutshell.
Great for engineering and programming. Not so great for interacting with regular humans.
Well this is different from my experience … my whole working life I’m accused of being the antisocial one because I’m not tripping balls at everyone in the morning.
There I was sipping coffee and desiring my space for contemplation… and that is the ‘norm’?
I feel seen.
