with blackjack and hookers
Whats the matter professor? Nothings the matter fry, now that I turbocharged the matter compressor
Another job well done! (Whenever something has been resolved on its own)
Look at me, Zoidberg, house owner!
I’ve finally found what I need to be happy and it’s not friends, it’s things.
Not a quote, but I frequently just crack up remembering that Bender’s full name is Bender Bending Rodríguez.
He was built in Mexico.
Interesting… oh no wait, the other thing: tedious
“first the firefighters, then the math teachers, and so on in that fashion.”
just practicing my stabbing!
“I don’t want to live on this planet anymore”
Is used daily
This just comes to me naturally 😂
To shreds, you say?
Ooh, that’s a good one. I use that a lot too.
Honestly it’s one of my all time favorite scenes from any show
My manwich!
You can’t just have your characters announce how they feel… That makes me feel angry!
I’m 40% (insert thing)
What crazy thing happening are you guys screaming about?
With my last breath I curse Zoidberg! Or variants therein. In other words I’m blaming a lot of my ills on that crustacean.
“I’m Dr. Zoidberg, homeowner!”
And "Good news! It’s a suppository!
