-bug fix: anxiety has been reduced by 50% -bug fix: memory has been buffed by 50% -bug fix: removed reoccurring memories of past failures
Just open source the code. Let me hack on it.
I’m afraid we lost the source code long ago, we’ve just been stochastically binary patching for a few billion years. At least there’s a disassembler: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/projects/genome/guide/human/
Now I am kinda wondering if we could somehow fuzz it…
we only get firmware corruption as we age
Sure, but you always download the latest bugs.
-known issue: audio skips every 10s
It sure would be great to not do any of the work yourself, huh?
It sure would be great if doing the work actually lead to change for everyone.
For many it does not.
I was saying it would be great to not have to do any of the work. Firmware is generally created by a group of developers. I mean we’re all mostly nerds here though, so maybe the wrong crowd to even say such a thing.
patch out the bug that causes eyelashes to have a chance to fall into the eye
Or our teeth biting our own cheeks!
You actually have to work on yourself to get those upgrades. Takes a bit of effort but can be done.
Sadly they don’t teach people anything about how to handle their emotions in school, so people never even attempt to get some skills in that area.
If you don’t know how to master your emotions, you will never become a jedi.
This is outrageous! It’s unfair!
No you don’t. You want to learn how to properly run your hardware.
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anxiety serves a purpose, forces your fight or flight response, develops survival instinct
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memory is not meant to be heidetic as not everything is vital information; you want to remember what you had for lunch when you were 3 years old, on a tuesday, mid january?
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failures are more important than successes; failure teaches you what does not work.
Run your hardware better. Have some therapy, try to sleep more/better and go for a daily walk.
Remembering every day of your life is not eidetic memory but Hyperthymesia. Anxiety serves a purpose if there’s a danger. If it’s prolonged and the danger is some thought inside your head no it doesn’t.
Remembering every day of your life is not eidetic memory but Hyperthymesia.
New word of the day. Thank you.
Anxiety serves a purpose if there’s a danger. If it’s prolonged and the danger is some thought inside your head no it doesn’t.
Learn how to manage your hardware better. Get some therapy.
Been fighting anxiety since 1996 with therapy and drugs. So far, she won.
Don’t quit.
Sincerely hope you can resolve that issue.
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Isn’t this technically a vaccine? I suppose that’s more like Avast for your body
It’s more of a malware definitions update for the antivirus your body already ships with.
“already ships with” 💀
Can I get a perceived attractiveness buff plz
Also, combined sex and waste organs; awful idea.
Human babies need a buff, they’re functionally useless for far too long. Other mammals can stand immediately.
Way too many incompatible preference traits. Cheese being delicious but also requiring to enslave another being for manufacturing, with a 50/50 chance it makes your asshole explode. Way too chaotic.
Human babies need a buff, they’re functionally useless for far too long.
Capitalism now wants to extract value from babies??
I’m not talking about exploiting them (and even if we could the value would be infinitesimally small). From a gameplay perspective it’s just boring. Everything is out of your control. Even if you get a shit start you can’t reroll, you have to deal with it for literally YEARS.
Not to mention the sound they make is so aggravating that older male players want to kill them to be quiet. It’s a good thing one of the beta updates made babies heads produce a chemical which dulls aggression in males and heightens protective traits in females.
You could always use monkey-patching
Drugs, I’m talking about drugs. 🫠
Spotted the software engineer
Reading books, studying, learning new things, is our way to update our firmware to make new things, or give us new tools to fight anxiety or depression.
Also, to improve your math skills, you have to do maths often, and the brain will get better at it.
The brain is like a muscle that you can train to become stronger at things that hurt you or better at things that you need.
- bug fix: you can now go to a room without forgetting the reason you went there
- bug fix: you can now produce your own vitamin C again
Nebivolol and TRT pretty much sorted the anxiety out.
I’d give my left nut for the allergy update.
Biological malware is the worst.
Particular human has too many nuts. Removed left nut and replaced with nut allergy.
Bug fix: your tongue and cheeks no longer get bit by your own teeth while eating
