Me, drinking Soylent:
*weaning
Weening is the process by which one listens to the band Ween and grows to like even the weirdest albums.
“Know what Bessie? You’re right.”
BLAM
“Honey fire up the grill! Steaks tonight!”
Lol, killing her after abusing her. So edgy and original! Never heard that joke before.
“For the last time, Bessie, I’m a god damn cheese maker! It will be solid food!”
Its super nutritious. Dont let it go to waste
Wait what. We subsidize it to keep the price low and then dairy farmers pour it down the drain to keep the price from going too low.
That’s funny
Two words: Butter and cheese.
Everyone talking about moving out of meat, the fuck are we gonna do to get out of those too?
That’s the neat part, we don’t.
I know people who gave up veganism purely because of the cheese. It’s fucking delicious.
Nope
Y’know, you’re right… Starts making cheese