Image of a ‘Daily Mail’ news headline, which reads:
“Coronavirus simulation shows a single cough can spread Germans across two supermarket aisles.”
A render of several supermarket aisles from a birds-eye-view is attached, which small coloured dots in the air representing germs.
It’s called a Blitzsneeze.
Yes, I saw a German, in the first appearance of Corona, jumping over a shelf, because someone nearby was coughing.
Achoo! Gesundheit.
Choo hast
Choo hast mich
This is distörbing.
Scheisse.
Schweizer detektiert
Anzeige ist raus (an die ich_iel mods)
God dammit it’s spreading
Why is this an issue? They’ve never caused any problems before
<3 (world wars)
To be fair, both where the fault of the Austrians. Getting kicked in the head by a kangaroo doesn’t help with mental stability.
Germans spread through the use of towels
The allies really could have used this intel during WWII
Besiegt ist besiegt.
Americans get up early, cover France in towels.
Checkmate.
Well I mean they are everywhere…
Aaa actung!
as a german: can confirm. this is what happens while coughing.
When someone in the supermarket coughs, I (a German) try to get as many aisles away from them as possible, so yes, can also confirm.
Reddit/Lemmy simulation shows a single mention of Germany can spread germans across a whole Kommentarsektion
Guten Tag.
Gluten tag.
Gluten Teig.
Ja moin
Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland.
𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉
Diese wundervolle Schrift kenn ich doch, wie heißt sie noch gleich?
Frakturschrift ist der Überbegriff.
Ich glaub, diese Schrift im speziellen ist die Germanica, wenn mich nicht alles täuscht
Another symptom of German spreading is multiple postings of fish memes in international communities instead of being limited to ich_iel.
Mmmm… Fischmemen.
I honestly wonder why I didn’t see a single Störganoff 🤷
Also ich wusste von Fisch memes in ich_iel aber nicht außerhalb. Verdächtig 🥸
Check 196 then ;)
I blocked both in the meantime.
Ihr Fischköpfe geht mir auf die Rückenflosse.
Das geht uns an der Heckflosse vorbei Ü
Vermute ich auch, ist mir aber auch wumpe.
Verboten!
Luckily I have a gun in my trousers.
𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉
So we’re posting ancient memes again?
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Ancient?! It clearly says “2 hours ago” ffs…
cough cough
Entschuldigung!
