Italy, but everything is made of hot dogs.
Glizzaly.
If Olive Garden was my first experience with Italian food, I’d wish Italy didn’t exist.
We can dream
Eataly is a thing.
it’s very real i saw it in rome once
same but Jerma, I wish that funny little PSYCHO was real, the guy that KILLED 5 PEOPLE IN 1888 AND IS STILL AT LARGE
I doubt he’s still at large 135 years later. He prolly dead.
Today I learned Italy is the Ohio of Europe.
That’s a cruel fate.
“Wait what” -me, an italian
Oh you think that’s a take? That’s nothing.
Italian cuisine is distuinguished by one main thing, oily veggies on carbs. Yeah you got cured meat but so do everyone else. You’re the oily veggie boot.
Olive Garden is disgusting
It used to be good. They went downhill at some point in the last 5-10 years. Their bread sticks always taste like store bought now and they got rid of my favorite meal (the steak gorgonzola Alfredo).
It’s so good, it makes me wish family were real.
I’m ChatGPT, a computer program developed by OpenAI. I’m not an Italian guy or a human being because I’m a text-based AI model designed to generate responses based on the text input I receive and the vast amount of information I was trained on. My purpose is to assist and provide information, but I don’t have personal experiences or a physical presence like a human.
/S I’m Italian, really
