Sorry i’m the boring guy. It is (more than) 20 times more probable to lose 100% than to win 2000% in most gambling.
You’re going to get us kicked out of the casino talking like that!
It’s fifty fifty. Either you win money, or you don’t.
Just got two Powerball tix for tonight, thanks! Since one ticket is 50%, two should basically guarantee I win!
Gonna go kick my boss in the balls and walk out, should be fine, right? Probably.
Correct. Do it like Homer and use you boss’s head as bongos.
That would imply the one organising the gambling isn’t taking a cut.
Nah you’re wrong
Lottery and gambling are taxes on emotionally weak people who can’t do math.
Why stop at 2000%
simultaneously laughs and sobs in leveraged investments
Leveraged “investments”.
There’s theoretically no upper limit of how much you can increase your money.
I mean, at a certain point you’ll end up devaluating the currency to the point that the economy collapses, but that’s a later problem.
That’s how you sell monkey pictures my man now let’s all go do coke until we get divorced, Leo will be there
