It’s almond juice. There’s only one kind of milk, and that’s moo cow fuck milk.
Cow titty juice. You can call anything anything. If enough people say it then it’s correct. It’s like how the word ‘literally’ gained an extra definition of ‘not literally’. Unless you are speaking France French, then the government decides or something.
There’s also literally every other mammal with the possible exception of platypi. Nobody knows what the fuck is up with those freaks and anyone who claims otherwise is a liar, high or a high liar.
Someone who ordered oat milk to begin with shouldnt have any troubles navigating the world of milk.
Eh. Oat milk is really popular for some reason. It could very likely be the only other milk they know. If someone was drinking rice or soy milk though then yeah I don’t know how they wouldn’t be familiar.
Imagine your job being to shop for richer people and have to write them because of something like that. What a time to be alive.
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Good convo
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I genuinely wonder who skimmed milk is made for.
If you can’t drink whole milk due to the fattiness, you’d surely just drink semi-skimmed milk (2%)
And if you couldn’t drink it due to the lactose, you’d just go for milk alternative.
So who is skimmed milk for? Who’s buying it?
It’s cos it tastes better in tea.
I don’t like the fatty bit in tea. I like it in coffee, but not tea.
But why not 2%/semi-skimmed? You get the milky flavour, but not as fatty.
If you’re on a low-fat diet ordered by a doctor for some sort of health reason, or maybe if you simply prefer the taste of skim? I can’t imagine anyone preferring it, but people do enjoy some strange things so maybe.
People who are still afraid of dietary fat from the anti-fat craze of the 80s and 90s.
If you’re watching weight, cutting calories from milk of all places is the worst place to do it. At least from whole down to skim. All the healthy stuff actually just so happens to be in the tasty part, the cream, since milk does these thing of mixing the ”sugar” into the cream in the form of Lactose. Cutting that out just leaves you with a worst-tasting, less nutritious beverage aside from the fewer calories.
If you want fewer calories but still have nutrition, soy is the way to go.
The soy would be great if they made it less salty. It’s usually much cheaper than cow titty juice in my region.
I’ve found the shelf-stable tetra-pak versions usually have fewer ingredients. Trader Joe’s brand here in the US is just soybeans and water.
Probably people who think it’s healthier.
It is healthier.
Stop drinking fat water you literal babies.
You don’t need trace nutrients from cow titties, you need to eat some goddamn vegetables.
Consider I’ve joked that skimmed milk is water dyed white, I can’t help but laugh at whole milk being called fat water haha
Wouldn’t you be better off drinking a milk alternative if you wanted a healthier drink? Oat milk is healthy and environmentally friendly(-er)
I drink a cup of choccy milk with my salad.
If you wanna be healthy you should drink a milk alternative anyway IMHO
I would suggest water but we all have our vices.
If skimmed milk is your vice, you must be a Saint haha
Water doesn’t make my coffee lighter
Fuck that, trace nutrients from cow titties are goddamn delicious and I will not be shamed into drinking the sad calcium-water wannabe that is 2% or skim milk. I will drink my whole milk loud and proud, fuck the fat content. My bones are smiling at me, Imperials, can you say the same?
Almond milk tastes good too… Soy milk (when unflavored) I don’t like much at all. I’ll take any in Vanilla or Chocolate flavours tho.
I only drink Cow milk of all the options bc it’s cheapest per Litre.
If they’re getting oat milk they probably don’t want any of those, except maybe almond. There’s soy milk which tastes like shit, hell, there’s even hemp milk
