So I only need to do one of these anymore? Thats improvement
Red
Added bonus: I’ll never cry.
Sometimes i wonder whether people are just joking or if there are really so many sex starved people out there.
There’s a lot of us. Extreme shyness and such. Doesn’t matter how cute and handsome you are, if you’re too chickenshit to go talk to the girl smiling at you from across the bar. It’s also difficult to know if she’s really into you, she could just be Canadian. :D And then you have all the incels whom I really don’t understand. But they have a whole subreddit, if you wanna go take a dip in the cesspool.
Jokes on you, I do both
that’s my superpower.
Yes!
So seither i embaress myself everytime i shit or nothing happens?
I don’t remember clicking those both buttons at the same time … :|
I choose death
Green.
There are ways to dampen and quiet down the screaming.
Since you probably always poop alone, you can use external tools and no one will know.So green can with experimenting and time lead to almost no side effects.
Green
I can handle being the weird dude that takes super loud shits in public bathrooms. That’ll just make people leave me alone.
I can’t handle making my girlfriend feel like shit every time we’re intimate. That would be debilitating to our relationship.I’d take green, easy. I’d just explain that it’s just a thing that happens once and I’d be set.
also like… many people already live with it lmao
the absolute state of people’s digestive health
Whoops I meant red. I’d explain the crying thing to my wife once and be done with it.
