Oldie but a goodie
That kid name? Charlie, of course.
could be a counter-strike surfer.
go long A
Kid can’t even telehop on skyworld
I support this but also, it could have just been a shirt announcing that the ocean exists.
The ocean exists??
Did they not show you the documentary “Waterworld” in school?
The ocean exists, man, and people are out there fucking dying in that shit.
Yo wait, the ocean exists and it’s a world’s worth? I thought it was like, a mythological universe-spanning body!
The surf.
The water–the tide, it always comes in and then it goes out, it comes in, it goes out. You can’t explain that. You can’t explain it!
I bet the fucking moon did it. That big luminous asshole. I know it’s up there plotting something.
Pssh, you believe in the moon?
No, it’s Big Water propaganda
I bet grandpa never was a blue collar worker, such a hypocrite.
At least the kid is honest about his own white collar background.
Grandpa sent his five kids to college on a GM factory job, you take this shit back.
Not that Grandpa. That’s John Bilderberg Rothschild.
We need a community for exactly this kind of content a la r/youdontsurf
That community went to shit 5+ years ago. Used to be elaborate captioned videos, then it went to one line jokes that barely related to the picture
I got a mod salty by announcing that the content has gone to shit. They were like, ‘why don’t you make something better’? My response was ‘my content would be shit too, that’s why you don’t see me posting it’.
This has always been one of my favorites 🥰
Is there a youdontsurf community yet?
Tbh I don’t know if it’d be big enough to exist by itself
Yeah it’s called Santa Cruz, CA. They will politely remind you by calling you a kook from the passenger window of their 1998 Subaru with like a gazillion bumper stickers as you walk down West Cliff, leaving behind the aroma of weed mixed with a hint of sage and the sadness of never being able to afford a house.
I live in British Columbia, you don’t scare me with your story of drug addicts, hippies driving Subaru’s, and no chance of ever moving from my parents basement.
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Hahaha this guy/gal Santa Cruzes
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If there isn’t, we better start one!
edit: /c/youdontsurf
