Cats are good protein and I’m sure panda steaks aren’t half bad.
Panda Express.
Now with real Panda.
We’re getting closer and closer to “You’re in a desert, walking along when you look down and see a tortoise. It’s crawling toward you. You reach down and flip it over on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can’t. Not with out your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?”
Is this were we come up blasting?
This gets considerably more confusing after watching a few episodes of “Is It Cake?”
Tried eating a piano once but it tasted a bit sharp
Piano sommelier’s recommend tasting upright, with proper posture, to sustain the best notes of ivory, maple, mahogany, and rosewood. Cracking the lid before dining is crucial, and the only way to truly hammer home some of the more subtle dissonance between flavours.
Edit: If you find your piano is a bit too “stringy”, you may have to cook it longer. Young, over-confident, plucky chef’s often make this mistake.
Edit 2: over-cooking can also dampen the flavour, fyi.
Edit 3: one last thing, if the staff haven’t let piano rest, you’ll also want to pedal back your expectations, better to just hit up any other bar and maybe try a classical italian coda.
Edit 4: sorry, typo… soda.
I mean this guy ate a cessna 150
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_LotitoList of unusual items consumed
At least:[3][8][12]
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45 door hinges
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18 bicycles
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15 shopping carts
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7 TV sets
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6 chandeliers
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2 beds
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1 pair of skis
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1 computer
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1 Cessna 150 light aircraft
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1 waterbed (full of water)
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500 metres (1,600 ft) of steel chain at once
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1 coffin (with handles)
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1 Guinness award plaque
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“Lotito holds the record for the ‘strangest diet’ in the Guinness Book of Records. He was awarded a brass plaque by the publishers to commemorate his abilities. He ate his award.”
Remember to use the tuning fork, not the salad fork.
Me too. The flavor left me flat.
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The pain was diminute at first, but slowly augmented, you C.
The taste has A sharp overtone in my opinion
Nothing ethical about it. It asks for things you “can” eat, not things that you “would” eat. Luckily there are no pictures of people.
You can eat a piano, just have to do it a small piece at a time.
Is it eating if you’re real just acting as a piece of fleshy conduit?
Piano keys passing through human meat tube is not what I would consider eating
Had it ask me to pick animals - and there were pictures of chicken wings in there lol
This legitimately told me I was wrong after I clicked all the burgers
It knows the true nutritional value found in your average baby grand piano.
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I got this prompt recently and it accepted my answer when I included the panda.
So everything but the piano. Even then, it’s more of a “don’t tell me what I can’t do” type attitude.
This guy ate a cessna
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_LotitoThat was a wild Wikipedia. I laughed when I saw he ate his own award plaque.
Are those all AI generated images? They seem wonky.
Gee, imagine if we trained our upcoming AI overlords that you can eat pianos and pandas, but not hamburgers, lol.
It might backfire. They could end up feeding us piano key/panda nutrient blends in our cages once they enslave us all.
The bottom right cat looks like it came from a furry hentai game on steam
You wouldn’t eat a piano
I wouldn’t eat a whole one.
Not with that attitude you won’t
I’m currently only eating ethically sourced food, so no ebony or ivory for me, despite how well they go together.
It only asks if I CAN eat the piano, which makes it viable as a correct choice as well
Are you telling us you’re suffering from Pica?
Don’t tell me what I can’t do! - John Locke
Even more of a dilemma if you’re veggie
You do know that vegetarian burgers exist, right?
I’m very aware, as they are the only burgers I eat 😉 But alas, chances are the pictures aren’t of veggie burgers
YeH fair. I could eat a cat or panda, depending on how desperate I am.
I’m eyeing up that piano. A little worcestershire sauce on the keys… mmm now I’m hungry!
