They say that if you drink a gallon of water a day, it would keep all the drama away, since you’d be too busy peeing.
That was Steve Jobs tactic.
Eat only fruit. That causes the worst BO possible. Noone can stand to be near you.
Eat enough and the doctor will come back
Switch to garlic for real success!
Most of you throw them hard enough.
Beans is the magical fruit
How do you even keep the fruit merchant away with that amount of consumption
Probably only a couple of you throw them hard enough
Word will eventually spread of your craft
the first apple sails by missing him by an inch, as he ducks his head and weaves through the barricaded furniture by the front fate. A second apple whizzes by and hits that nasty postman who explodes in a cloud of letters. Target in sight, he bounds up the stairs and into the first room on the left and delivers his cargo by masters feet: a fresh basket of apples. He’s a good boy.
