Because you are not good at it
At least let me apply. Or is this some recruit type situation where they meet me in a dark alley and burn off my fingerprints.
Email the CIA. Apply for military intelligence.
If you have the background and get the right head hunter, you can get sponsored for your TS/SCI. I used to work for a place…
I will tell you, however, that working in a SCIF is not as awesome as it looks on TV.
Well they definitely can’t hire you now, this post will have blown your cover
Your cover is now blown too. Boom!
A) Labour is much cheaper in Russia than the US.
B) What foreign languages do you speak relatively fluently?
C) Do those foreign languages match to countries where elections have consequences AND the US has a vested interest in destabilizing them?
D) If the answer to C was yes, really? Where?
You could always join NAFO
You have expertise in the culture of your country. They need expertise in the culture of China/Russia/Iran/etc.
If we ever go to war with Japan again, we should be set.
Do you speak Russian, or Chinese? B/c you won’t be very effective doing it in English or high-school level Spanish.
I speak Russian natively, where to enlist? :D
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
Is that supposed to be German?
Did you have a Stroke? Do you need help?
Wait… You were able to read this and you didn’t die of laughter? Did Monty Pyhton lie to us?
Because NIPRNET sucks to do OSINT.
You don’t want to be in the military for anything PSYOPS.
You’d be better off as a contractor.
To be fair, NIPR sucks at everything.
You need to join the military and go to this school.
I think OSINT, Open-source intelligence, would be more akin to trolling on social media. They’re the ones who crawl through Instagram and shit to ID Russian soldiers locations when they post selfies and the likes.
The US is almost certainly doing it too. I don’t think they’re going to post them on Indeed though.
You don’t need to look to the military either.
Coca-cola experimented with subliminal advertising to see if they could mind control people into buying their products but for some reason we think they wouldn’t stoop to manipulating social media, the Clockwork Orange reprogramming system that we pin our own eyelids open for.
Manpower in ‘developed’ countries is too expensive.
The little anecdotal data we have points to something in the range of 50 cents per “state” approved comment.
Because they know you’ll do it for free. Source: The Picard Maneuver
Nice try professional military troll!
Because thats a important position that is probably obfuscated from the general public
