“thats why you are going to eat it all you little sh” huh maybe im parent material after all
Well, that’s not nice… my mom would never fuck a turkey… not on thanksgiving anyaway.
Was it alive?
IDK, I was in the other room with my sister.
What did it sound like?
What, me and my sister doing the dirty?
No the fucking of the turkey I know what fucking a sister sound like
It was oiled up, so not much sound comming from there, except the occasional “shlup, shlup”… my mom was kinda weird though, she kept moaning our dog’s name for some reason 🤔.
It’s so weird to me seeing Squdward as the rebel teen when everything he is screams “curmudgeon middle aged childless introvert”.
Squdward
Thanks.
I like how every community is in festive fall mood <3
Boy this just takes me back to the 2021 No Nut November Turkey Fucker on the r/nonutnovember subreddit.
Got a link?
Sadly no, wish I had saved a link, I do have a screenshot though from when I was using Joey for Reddit.
Hwhat?
Whoa now you dont tell em this at Thanksgiving you let it fester a few weeks
