Image Transcription:

[An AI generated image of an elderly man with a neatly trimmed white beard smiling broadly amid several collections of large floating pale brown beans. The man’s eyes are spaced together just slightly too close together, and his squinting eye sockets are a deep and empty black, giving an uncanny appearance to his expression. His raised cheekbones devolve into more large beans the size of each cheekbone, appearing to be moments away from floating off of his face. He is wearing a bright yellow dress shirt with a red cardigan, and there is a large red jar floating in midair on the left side of the image, partly out of frame. The white writing on the jar’s yellow label is a series of large jibberish scribbles rather than words. The background of the image is a deep blue transitioning to a lighter blue closer to the horizon line, similar to an evening sky, with a faint streak of purple that vaguely resembles a pattern similar to the northern lights. The man is standing in front of a pile of what appears to be more large beans, which stops at about the height of his shoulders]

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Put that shit back where it came from before I have to transcribe it dear christ

roll that beautiful bean footage!

The embedded face beans are nightmare fuel

Ray Stevens never looked so delicious

Bean cheeks