Lol were so fucked
wow, i’m getting Death Stranding vibes from this
Soon
This is the best summary I could come up with:
TOKYO (AP) — Thousands of tons of dead sardines have washed up on a beach in northern Japan for unknown reasons, officials said Friday.
The sardines and some mackerel washed ashore in Hakodate on Japan’s northernmost main island of Hokkaido on Thursday morning, creating a sliver blanket along a stretch of beach about a kilometer (0.6 mile) long.
The town, in a notice posted on its website, urged residents not to consume the fish.
The decomposing fish could lower oxygen levels in the water and affect the marine environment, he said.
“We don’t know for sure under what circumstances these fish were washed up, so I do not recommend” eating them, Fujioka said.
Associated Press writer Mari Yamaguchi contributed to this report.
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I wonder if this has anything to do with the current El Niño pattern we’re in. A surge of warm water in already warm waters sounds like a recipe for disaster.
Did they collectively come to the realisation that they were gonna be fished anyway…
Did they test them for toxins?
Some gathered the fish to sell or eat.
Yes, in a way.
I can’t believe I haven’t seen a “your mom” joke in here yet! WTF people?!? ;D
The only thing that goes down more than your votes is your mom. There you go.
