that guy needs to stop watching so much porn
Yes, daddy. :(
You can do “Pa”. It’s objectively impossible to sexualize “Pa”. You could try, but it’d immediately nuke the mood from orbit.
Bonus: you’ll sound like the kid from Outlaw Josey Wales. “I got the gold right here Pa. The gold me an’ Josey robbed from the bank, Pa.”
Ok papi
Note that Pa and papi are very much not the same.
You can totally sexualize “papi”. It’s hard not to, honestly. Pa, though? Well, check out the rest of these replies and tell me if they sound like flirty sexy times or like they’re trying to warn me that we forgot to bring the sheep back in for the night.
“Yer squashin’ my smokes, Pa.”
Eugh, what have you done???
“Bruh, can you tuck me in?” 😂
My daughter calls me Daddio.
It’s pretty fucking awesome.
My kids already call me bruh.
bruh
Time to turn to tradition. Herr Papa (Mister Dad) it shall be.
Nononono, it should be “Herr Vater” or “Papa” (with emphasis on the second syllable.
Ah, too formal. Herr Papa.
You will be the father, they will be the son, and mom will be the Holy ghost.
porn music starts
I do not get the sexualisation of daddy. It just feels pedo and cringy to me. if I was having sex with someone and they called me daddy I’d probably immediately go soft
Sounds lame as hell, it’s awesome
I get soft even if it just pops up in a title when looking at porn. It’s just deeply off-putting.
I detest the phrase “daddy”!!!
Oh, and ‘bruh’ is a whole different genre of porn you aren’t ready for.Thank goodness it’s not sexualized in my language
Stop watching that step-family porn might help.
They even change the titles of older porn now so it’s all step family related. It’s dumb.
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It might take a while to get all the syllables, and I fully expect them to get ‘mama’ first, but I’m gonna aim for ‘destroyer of worlds’.
My kids call me bruh and I’m their mom, so, eh.
In our family kids call their parents by their name 🤷
“bruh or some shit” is a pretty long name.
They shortened it to just “shit.”
Use the acronym: BOSS
