Salem hypothesis adjacent
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Sometimes, but it is a real engineering discipline. It’s a hybrid of electrical engineering and computer science
The smoke that comes out of computers sometimes is caused by the little people getting pissed off and lighting little fires out of protest.
Oh no! The tiny people in the computer are French
So-so-so so-li-da-ri-té
No, computers work because there are very tiny rocks inside that vibrate when connected to electricity.
I trapped lightning in a rock, and taught it to do math.
Computers are arcane wizardry.
Bloody sand tender
Programmer here. Can confirm. Coding is just a list of instructions we send to the tiny people inside so they know what to do.
Electrical Engineer here. Electrons are people too! Very tiny, quantum people, with very tiny, quantum hopes, and very tiny, quantum dreams!
Science cannot disprove this.
Education and wisdom are two separate stats, this guy didn’t roll very high on Wis.
Intelligence and wisdom.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.
I say that computers work because we tricked some rocks into thinking by carving special runes into them.
It’s not that magic doesn’t exist, it’s just that our current spells and rituals are rudimentary.
I’m just a medical student, but as a computer engineer can’t he just hack into the mainframe and reveal that the earth is flat?
Get him! Get the geologist and silence him! He’s unveiled the truth and now they’ll take our tiny people away from us!
the response fits perfectly 👌
