no. its impossible.
No.
When two vegans lose their tempeh they call it a sprout. You’ve probably heard it before, it sounds like “soy, you avin a sprout?”. But don’t worry, eventually they’ll make peas.
Oh, this is beyond meat, I assure you.
Impossible.
Vegans don’t know kung fu.
They know To Fu.
Lets just hope they still romaine friends
Lettuce come together and pray for peas.
It’s a beet.
It’s not like they’re gonna eat it, so yeah?
They each think the other is literally seitan.
Well since beef is not to be desired, sure, why not
Later, we can make amends with a boof.
To overcome the beef, you squash it
Tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef, That I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fucking scared of him.
Tell your boyfriend if he STILL has beef that over time it’s gonna give him heart disease.
