Tiktok is tempting if you could get a job as a social media manager
Tiktok one is by far the best. Downside barely there.
Virtually any kind of business or marketing advisor gig, really. You’d be a golden goose.
A couple of these are really tempting. I need more information about Amazon, specifically do I get to choose the free items? There doesn’t seem to be any stipulation that I can’t resell them, so that’s good.
Does AirBnb let me change houses every month. If so, that’s what I pick.
I assume so, you can just never go back.
I can already sing and play the guitar, not brilliantly but idgaf, so the Spotify one is really tempting. But I learned to play the Guitar from YouTube, and also how to speed solve a Rubik’s cube and pick a lock, so that one would be super useful too. In fact I could just type in “How to play X song on the guitar”
So one of those two I guess, probably the YouTube one because job interviews would be way easier after a quick scroll through the thumbnails of a quick search before going in.
Amazon, 100%. Bezos doesn’t get any money out of me, and Amazon has fucking everything. Sure, the quality varies sometimes, but who cares if you end up with a dud item when you can just try another listing for free? I’d order shit on the daily just for the fun of it, maybe start an unboxing channel even.
You could also just order something super expensive for free and just resell it
Do they sell food?
Yup. Whole Foods.
Yeah they bought some food company
last I checked, yes. https://www.amazon.com/groceries/s?k=groceries
Yeah Morrisons, but you have to be a prime member.
Netflix if it allowes movies already watched. Give me them Marvel royalties. Otherwise Chrome for endless information gathering, or Spotify to revive lost songs and symphonies.
I pick Firefox, what does that get me?
I’ll get the amazon one and totally undermine the company
I think the loophole here is Spotify, because with all that knowledge, you are two or three relatively minor skill issues away from total musical mastery
My question is how would you know exactly how to play a song but not be able to play any instruments. That doesn’t make any sense.
If you know how to play the chords for the verse, chorus and bridge then you know how to play it on guitar.
I think it would be like drawing. If you don’t have aphantasia and have an epic image in mind, and basically only be able to put it down in stick figures.
In this case, you might know what strings to press and how hard to strum those strings. But you still need to get your fingers on those strings without tangling them and know how to pluck and strum them.
Oh man, as an artist and musician I feel this
Not if you don’t know which strings to press and where.
Amazon will make me so much money that I can afford to hire people to shop other places for me.
Youtube. Would save me so much time…
But also the amazon one would be nice, it would just require a lot of careful planning.
