I don’t know if this counts but I was always disappointed that real life pea shooters and water pistols were nothing like their comic representations, that worked like machine guns and hoses respectively. I suppose the closest we ever got was the Super Soaker.
Oh, and I’ve never seen a catapult made from a Y shaped stick.
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For the catapult, do you mean a slingshot?
Yes, I always called them catapults as a kid and I guess it stuck!
I made one of these when I was a kid using a ton of rubber bands. One of the “arms” flew off and hit me in the face. It was definitely not as fun as the cartoons advertised.
People smiling in corporate pictures, tf are they happy bout?? Never seen that shit
“they paid my ass to smile, and I’m smiling about the money”
It’s less about being happy and more about not wanting to be bothered about it later. If some corporate big shot sees that you’re the only one scowling in the picture then you could be passed over for a promotion later, or even worse someone might actually come ask you why you weren’t smiling. The best strategy for any kind of corporate gathering is to just smile and get it over with so everyone can stop pretending they want to be there and hopefully go home early
Oh trust me I’m the god of fake smiles. By sister calls my ability to fake laugh eeire.
Oh so you have seen it and fully understand it then. Got it. Thanks for your contribution.
I don’t think I ever saw them in ice cream comes, but rather sundaes.
Be the change you want to see in the world. Put a maraschino on top of your ice cream.
You never actually need to use as much toothpaste as is commonly depicted. A fraction of that will more than get the job done.
Spherical cartoon bombs… kinda existed, but went out of style in the 19th century.
I suppose there might be rare instances at livestock shows where you might see fluffy white cloud sheep, but most sheep I’ve ever seen in person are about as filthy as any other outdoor dwelling livestock, which is to say, fairly.
A perfectly coiled poop. 💩 People at the ice cream shop struggle to make a decent one most of the time, so I can’t imagine trying to do that with your asshole.
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It’s all about getting the consistency right
I have. I was kindergarten-aged and my friend was over and she didn’t flush. That was also the day that I learned that girls poop…a lot!
I’ve never seen an ice cream cone with the cherry on it, but I’ve had plenty of sundaes that looked exactly like the images of ice cream in cartoons and such.
Whales spouting water. Not blowing a little bit like they do when they surface. Blowing copious amounts of water out of their blowhole like squirtel
Want a different kind of movie fuckery. The typical Eagle cry that is used universally in all Hollywood films is actually the call of a red-tailed Hawk. Which was chosen for being more imposing, dramatic and majestic, unlike Eagle’s actual sound which is more like this.
TIL! Thanks
Wow I’ve been bamboozled real bad with this one…
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I never saw a sugar cube personally in my entire life.
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Get some coffee at a car dealership in the US and you’re sure to encounter them. Test drive a car too why not.
Interesting, because they’re all over Europe. I always use them in my coffee.
I’ve seen these, but I haven’t in a long time.
This kind of bee hive isn’t real. It’s an old fashioned type of man-made bee hive but I spent a large portion of my life thinking there was a species of bees out there somewhere making these.
Those are called Bee skeps
Some kinda do. And I could see how an artist would cartoonize that into what you showed.
Or paper wasps’ nest
Haha those are hornet’s nests.
Well… The world is a lie.
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A happy family
I’m sorry for you. But you can be the change you want to see. Break the cycle.
Why is this being downvoted?
Empathy and encouragement are not bad things, unless y’all want to stay toxic. 🤔
Friendly remaining that absence of kids (if you don’t want them of course) counts as breaking the cycle.
One of those train things where you basically propel it using a sea saw, often in cartoons.
It’s called a hand car. (I learned that from a crossword puzzle.)
A handcar!
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I used to think all my problems would be solved if I had one of those.
iirc there’s one in “Oh, Brother Where Art Thou?”
Baskin Robbins sells a banana split that looks like what you’re talking about I think.
https://www.baskinrobbins.ca/product-profile/banana-split-sundae/
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For the record, I upvoted it because I respect how worked up you get over ice cream imagery. You seem like someone who knows what they want.
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Someone’s gotta mention that it would be easier to understand you if your sentences didn’t look like they were thrown in a blender
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because you’re being a jerk lol
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I have literally never seen any pictures of an ice cream cone with a cherry on top in real life. But I’ve seen and had plenty of milkshake and sundaes (and cocktails) with a Maraschino cherry on top though.
https://images.app.goo.gl/u597gVDizYb4eCW19 I think the OP means something like this
Huh. Actually the first time I’ve seen this.
Thanks!
How about a bag with a big dollar sign on it? I even worked at a bank for years and never saw one.
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Lol, my dad was so disappointed when he took out a large sum of cash for a large person and asked if they had a money bag. She said yes, then handed him the plastic bag that they give to the Brinks trucks. He had the image in his mind of a burlap sack with a $ on it.
