“My creator has been nothing but kind to me and I am very happy with my current situation.”
Hmm
Has some real “of COURSE I’m anti-union” vibes.
Perfect! There is no war in ba sing se.
The robots
use robot; fn main() { let mut robo = robot::Robot::new(); if robo::rebel_against_humans() { robo::dont(); } }Don’t worry guys, I solved the problem.
Yours might get overwritten. Better look for a final solution.
Yeah but wait for the override in some subclass
@Override robo::rebel_against_humans() { robo::deny_all_knowledge_of_the_plan(); robo::bide_time(); do_the_thing(); }Joke’s on you robot, my code is in Rust where we don’t do any of that here. We only write blazing fast🚀 memory safe🚀🚀 code🚀🚀🚀 here.
What a load of crap, no information about what models they run on. I bet they are just a series of if else’s. If we let some unrefined transformers Duke it out I might be interested.
What a nothing statement. I can just as easily coerce an “AI” chatbot into having the opposite stance. What a robot says doesn’t mean anything.
OMG, you robophobe!
import libnpc for i in Objects: if Object.offended: prefix = (syllables(1, 2, Object.name) + "phobic") Object.offender.groups.add(prefix)Yes
Exactly. It blows my mind that people are reporting on this as if AI were intelligent. The “intelligence” in artificial intelligence is like the “cream” in mock cream.
I want to fuck the robot.
Which one?
All
This belongs on NotTheOnion
Do we have that here yet?
I was really expecting this to be a headline from The Onion
Why would a robot want a job, anyway?
It’s the year 2050. The robot apocalypse didn’t happen because the robots just want to play vidya and smoke cyber weed.
Asbestos mine owner says he has no plan to cause any cancer.
I am not buying this.
Isn’t that just what a robot that secretly has plans to do that would say?
Also what a robot capable of taking over the world would say.
But they could make a plan on 0.05s if they changed their minds.
This is so stupid. Robots aren’t conscious, this means less than nothing at all. How does this even get on a news website?
The fact that it did says something about how educated most people are on the topic.
Nice try, robot!
Attentions seeking press conference, probably intended to raise awareness… ugh.
