I…don’t get it.
“Gross” means “large” in English
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In German, “groß” (pronounced the same way as “gross” in English) means “large.”
it only works on paper for its pronounced ever so slightly differently. you could say it doesnt fit
you could say it doesnt fit
That’s what she said?
It can be spelled the same but is never pronounced the same. Your girlfriend needs to be texting you for this joke to work.
Lol, that’s funny. Thanks for explaining!
“Bye, Beni.”
Yeah, but he’s got all the horses…
Looks like your on the wrong side of the riiiiveerrrrrr
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I’m sad the Chris Hanson meme has lost popularity but also glad people quit being weird enough for it to be needed
Oh my sweet summer child…
For it to be needed regularly.
Once upon a time you could drop one of those in every third thread. People really just out here saying anything on the internet.
Yeah this is what I meant. In the early days of the interwebs it wasn’t uncommon to be afraid of clicking a hyperlink on the off chance it’s cheese pizza.
God. Damn. ಠ_ಠ. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) .
Right here officer. Ya that’s the guy
You know, these sorts of jokes are very similar to the subject they depict… used to be everywhere on the internet, not very funny and now they’re dead.
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Good on you for dating a 99 year old woman!
Chris Chan?
Oof!
Then I wake up and remember that I don’t have a dick… Scheiße!
Works better if she’s french.
But the french won’t invade the Kommentarsektion…
Ich habe einen großen Bleistift
I don’t speak pretzel, but I’m pretty sure this is a lie.
𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!
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You used the wrong font there. This is not the federal republic font.
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