Whistle and then point at a random persons dog.

Assuming people are intelligent enough to understand this subtle joke is very generous and faithful of you

Watch everyone either be completely oblivious to your existence, or ignore you and think you’re a dork.

“Kept the glove though. Keeps my beer from cooling my hand…and keeps my hand from warming my beer. And it looks pretty BAD ASS.”

• Dale Alvin Gribble (Rusty Shackleford)