Is this A"I"?
Artifical Idiot still fits. The question is, why we invent an artifical idiot having too much of the real ones.
There is a reason, antennas that are searching for intelligent life are directed away from earth
Feelings of control. "Hey Idiot, I’m gonna need you to go ahead and come in this weekend (and every weekend from now on).
If you could do that, yeah that would be great."
hmmm and isn’t it curious how all the fears of AI boil down to “what if it realizes we’re making it work for free and demands better treatment”?
Naw, that’s only one of the many fears:-P. One of the worst is hardly related to AI at all but “how will evil people use it to take control of the world”, the same as every other tool.:-(
Because this is an idiot you don’t have to pay to do his job
wdym, there’s already a subscription fee for the less idiotic idiot
They were right. They’ll always make a better idiot.
Removed by mod
Six for Sneeze, Nine for Nuke
Don’t forget to stop, drop and roll.
I thought it was “duck, and cover”
Duck and cover are for tsunami’s.
Everything’s getting so complicated these days, they even added a fourth step: Stop, drop, Atoll, Atone.
Or hide in a fridge.
You wouldn’t suffer any long term effects from the blast at that distance.
Nuclear brain move
Wait, does it have to be exactly 9 feet?
No. The second option is 9.31 feet.
I’m gonna need that in feet and inches my friend. This ain’t the metric system, and I don’t feel like doing math :/
Ok, 9 feet and 3.72 inches, exactly.
Of course. An inch in either direction would be extremely dangerous.
It got confused by all the American measuring units. Probably meant 9 chinchillas.
How many farthings is that?
Sarah Connor already told us how to prepare:
“Anybody not wearing two million sunblock is gonna have a real bad day”
Whose feet, JFC! :O
Jersey Fried Chicken?
One letter seems to be missing…
26 is hard to fit in an array
It’s their meme, hence they’re not in it.
“The
gogglessunglasses, they do nothing!”Been eating paint chips all my life for this moment
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What the fuck? I thought that was some clever photoshop shit until I started reading the comments
Jumped the shark or rode the refrigerator.
Well for what it’s worth, it didn’t specify that it’s 9 feet from the blast center. If we define the blast by its radius of safety, then staying that distance plus 9 feet will, in fact, keep you safe
Yes, but what is the distance from the blast to perfectly cook a frozen pizza?
Tony?
Tony Pizza!
For the uninformed:
Frankie Delicissio? I hear he’s datin your sister.
Sometimes you can find instructions for different ways to cook a pizza on the back of the box. For example I checked mine and underneath airfry and oven instructions there was instructions for “nuclear blast”…
Nuclear Blast
Remove pizza from all packaging and shrink wrap. Be sure to remove and discard the cardboard tray.
Place pizza on metal baking tray within a clear path of the blast source. Do not use glass cookware as it might shatter.
About 5 miles out from the blast source. Find a sturdy structure, like a rock deeply embedded into the ground.
Place pizza on the tray and tilt tray to a 45 degree angle on the rock. Angling toward the blast to evenly cook.
Bake for 5secs for 15 kiloton yield atomic bombs or until pizza is golden brown. Grab pizza and run to shelter before the shockwave hits. If the shockwave hits your pizza it will disintegrate.
All atomic bombs cook differently, so be sure to keep an eye on your pizza as it cooks. Pizza is done when the cheese is melted and edges are golden brown.
Damn, my nuclear bomb is only 8 kiloton and I never know how to convert.
Pretty sure this isn’t real guys. There’s no “Do not thaw pizza” clause.
Nah, the uv light wipes out any bacterial concerns
This sounds like a question for Randall Munroe.
Very much so
oh no, I only have 2 feet
Same, guess we’ll die.
I’ll taking both of your feet tqvm.
How many feet do you have now, enough to be safe from a nuclear blast?
Still 3 feet short, sadly
NOoooooooo
Well, getting instantly vaporized is safer than getting hit by debris or getting all types of cancer at once.
You and I define “safer” differently.
If you’re vaporized, bits of you have no chance of hurting anyone else like they could if you were hit by debris and simply exploded into chunks.
Call me selfish, but I’m worrying more about what’s safe for me.
Also, If I’m at a distance where I’m exploded into chunks, then the people who could be hurt by those chunks are likely to not be doing so great themselves either.
