my feet don’t touch the floor in the lawful good position, it’s uncomfortable
this is discrimination
Appreciate the username
That’s a chaotic neutral for me! Embrace the chaos!
Why am I neutral evil ;-;
what are people who sit under cushion
Abysal evil
I’d usually alternate between true neutral and neutral evil
The chaotic evil is a great position for throatfucking. Yeah, I watch way too much porn.
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I’ll do all of these in a span of 10 minutes
all of them are me after sitting down for like 5 minutes
As someone with chronic pain, these are just the positions I cycle through trying to feel comfortable for a second.
Chaotic Good is going to break the armrest.
That would be a little… chaotic
I’m in all of them
Well I guess I’m alignment fluid.
So I’m a true neutral? I’d never guess that about myself …
Do you sit everywhere cross-legged, and are you shorter than average?
I find this is most often done by people at least one standard deviation below average height. I’m one of those people. My feet don’t touch the ground sitting normally in normal chairs, and it puts pressure on the back of the legs, making cross leg much more comfortable.
I have to swap lawful evil and chaotic evil I’m sorry
I’m sorry, I don’t understand anything in the image apart from attempting to do one of those matrices like with hotdogs are sandwiches or whatever. What makes a seating position chaotic versus lawful?
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It’s a joke.
And I don’t get the joke, get it? Care to explain it to me?
The impossibility of a sensible, coherent answer is part of why I find this stuff fun. Like, one of my friends enjoys arguing “every good is either a salad or a sandwich” and it’s a fun false binary to play with (cereal is definitely more of a salad than a sandwich, for example )
Well pizza is obviously a sandwich
I was thinking swapping chaotic good and chaotic evil. Sitting on the armrest is horrible for the chair and liable to injure you when the chair falls over.
Maybe also swap chaotic neutral and neutral evil. Also true neutral and neutral good. I must be getting old, my whole definition of evil is based on the risk of damaging furniture.
LG should actually be LN - you’re sitting in the intended and expected position of the chair, following the rules of the chair design to a T. LG would probably be the same position but scooched to one side of the chair so another person could sit, and LE should actually be the same position as well but with a manspread.
I knew I was evil, but I guess it’s some consolation that its effect is neutral.
