That’s a small fuckin’ family you got there, buddy.
Judging by the looks of the lasanyer, they don’t really like their family either.
That’s a Stouffer’s lasanyer if I ever saw one
Not the lasagna 😔
My family is a lot bigger than that
“Family size” is a marketing term aimed at making the large size comfortable for women to buy
It’s not really about how it could feed a family, though it could
party size chips. all for meeeee
What a waste!
TIL I eat family sized portions. Like, that’s lunch, at most.
That has the area of 2 feet and looks pretty tall. I think you wouldn’t be able to eat that whole thing.
I don’t think he wanted to eat those shoes.
That has the area of 2 feet
Looks more like 6x6 inches to me… that would be 0.25 sqft.
It’s on top of the shoe, and on average people’s shoes are less than a ft long. It looks about half the length of the shoe to me, possibly slightly more.
We got a shoe expert over here guys.
you must be American
Far off actually. I’ve just always eaten a lot, anything less and I start losing weight.
These comments while not always inaccurate seem out of place, like I’ve seen fat fucks around the globe. America has an obesity problem for sure but this just comes off with a lot of smug.
There is data, so we can be positive that America has more fat fucks per capita than almost anywhere else on the planet. The only countries with higher obesity rates are the various pacific islands.
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It’s not even making a good point… that portion is NOT that big (looks like it’s 15x15 cm or something roundabout. Just because some people can eat a larger meal from time to time doesn’t really point at any particular nationality.
Not that big?? It’s three portions, by the look of it
yee must be a wee little cunt then
70 kg - not so little!
little lad lol
that’s like a cake tray of lasagna
OMG, Had just moved into a new house. BEAUTIFUL white kitchen, marble counter tops, light grey floor, whole 9 yards.
Kid 1: I want home made pizzas for my birthday party
Me: FUUUUUUU…OK
Day of:
Split up the 17 batches of fermented dough I had made into pie rounds
Broke out the cast iron skillet.
Started working out dough rounds.
Round -> corn starch-> skillet on the range on high -> sauce -> cheese -> meat -> broil -> cut -> deliver -> next
Round -> corn starch-> skillet on the range on high -> sauce -> cheese -> meat -> broil -> cut -> deliver -> next
Round -> corn starch-> skillet -> on the range on high sauce -> cheese -> meat -> broil -> cut -> deliver -> next
CRANKIN’ IT OUT BOSS!
Oh shit I’m out of red sauce, grab another giant glass jar from the pantry
Go to grab something with my off hand, swing the sauce too close, comes down on the edge of the counter, 99.9% over the floor. CRACK!
Bottom of the glass jar just falls off. I’m wearing cargo shorts, it fills my pocket, and my shoe, and slops into the open drawer and down the counter face and as the glass hits the floor, the sprays up all over the rest of the counters and my shirt and the ceiling and the lip of the counter.
That sounds like a real lasanyer shoe day.
- Living space with pristine white room and furnishings
- Living space with one or more children
Pick one.
the children had nothing to do with butterfingers goof up though?
Man I thought the other night was bad. Just got my new fizzy drink maker machine. Showed my kids how awesome fizzy orange juice is. I didn’t release the pressure after fizzing it up, remove the bottle and BOOM, fizzy OJ goes EVERYWHERE… ceiling, my face, walls, the clean dishes on the drying rack, windows etc etc. lol
Those shoes look pretty lame to be anybody’s favorite pair. And it’s only on one of them, what a complainer.
They also seem to be ballooning out in all directions as if worn by a morbidly obese person
He said it was a family sized lasanyer. He didn’t say an entire family was going to eat it.
Or they’re just too small. Those don’t look like large shoes.
is a massive laysanyer
I used to be a delivery driver for a pizzaria. One night I got a really far delivery, like half an hour each way. I guess during that time the lasagna steamed the paper delivery bag, because I picked it up by the top (stupid) and made it three steps from my car before the lasagna fell out the bottom of the bag and exploded on this dudes driveway. Very sad.
Half an hour is a “really far” delivery? In the city I live, because of traffic, everything is about 20 minutes away, no matter the direction.
At least, the carpet still intact!
Frozen lasanyer is a trap! It’s rigid going into the oven, but floppy coming out.
Skill issue
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Please don’t lasan’ya shoes!
Hands up who would still eat the lasanyer and wear the shoes 🤚
That’s like a single piece of lasagna 🫤
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