When a landlord closes one door they also paint the windows closed

The guy does his research. He somehow knew I was born in a barn and I never even told him that story.

Man, this joke’s so old it’s from back when landlords only profited off your income and the scarcity of affordable housing, and provided utilities as a shitty consolation…

I’d love to discuss insulation, but alas, the current windows provided to me, compared to what could be provided, leave me doubly, even triply pained to discuss the topic at length.

Lol, good one