That’s not a “touché” moment.
That’s a “Adding the cereal to the milk? I raised you better than that” moment.
No. You plug the kitchen sink and dump the milk into it. Cut the top off the jug, and pour cereal into the bottom half of the jug. Then, put the cap on the top half and scoop the sink-milk into the lower half. Do I have to figure out everything for you?
You just pour the milk into the box, come on.
Please tell me this is you doing this
This photo has been floating around for a few years.
Dammit
If you’re going that far why all the extra steps?
- plug the sink
- pour the milk into the plugged sink
- pour the cereal into the sink with the milk in it
- stand over the sink and eat the cereal
- “doing the dishes” means pulling the plug on the sink and washing the spoon
Yeah, just like that jungle juice guy!
Do I have to think of everything for y’all?
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plug the disposal
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use the disposal to make a cereal milkshake
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drink the whole sink with a straw
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eat the straw to keep it out of the landfill
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fingerblast your butthole the next morning when you need the straw again
Nevermind. I don’t like the internet anymore.
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I love the internet.
It only took seven words for me to dislike this woman.