if you made a movie where George Washington defeated the British with tactical nukes while wearing a cowboy out it would still be more accurate than Braveheart
What? You mean to tell me that there should have been a bridge at the Battle of Stirling Bridge?!
I don’t know that most people can tell the difference between an Allosaurus and a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
Don’t get me started on the general public’s recognition of the Somosaurus.
Haha yeah dinosaur go rawr
no they dont
Well, not anymore …
never did, they just didnt have the organ that most panthers use to roar, or even anything similar.
most non-avian dinosaurs could only do deep and hissing sounds, similar to today’s crocodiles. the exceptions to that being parasaurolophus and that one ankylosaurid that might have an organ similar to the one birds use to make sounds (though still not roaring)
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TIL that electric unicycles exist…
They are so much fun. On a related note I’ve broken my wrist twice since discovering that.
Over 10k miles here, not a scratch. My brother though, he’s biffed it at 45mph. Got back up and kept riding. These things are awesome
Dimetrodon is my favorite dinosaur.
Not a dinosaur
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Is it a proto-dinosaur?
It’s a proto-mammal.
Tetrapod animals (those with four limbs) are all thought to be related.
This group includes two main divisions amniotes and non-amniotes. Amniotes produce young in eggs with four distinct layers (one of which is the Amnion) which makes them well-adapted for surviving on land. Frogs and Salamanders are examples of non-amniote tetrapods.
Amniotes are a large group which are divided into groups based on the number of openings in their skulls near the temples. The two surviving groups in today’s animals are synapsid (one pair of openings) which includes all mammals. And diapsids (two openings) which includes all modern reptiles and birds.
The Mesazoic Era (the age of the Dinosaurs) was 250 million years ago (Ma) to 65 Ma.
Dimetrodon was a synapsid that lived about 295 Ma. So it’s not really in the right evolutionary family to be a dinosaur, and it lived long before dinosaurs.
It superficially resembles a large lizard (but in reality it’s a closer relative to mammals than any true dinosaur).
Is the one on the photo missing some tooth?
It took him a few tries to get confident on the electric unicycle.
And his arms didn’t protect him when he fell.
So what’s the verdict, are the electric unicycles cool? Have they broken the curse? They do look cool, and you better be wearing the full motorcycle getup if you know what’s good for you, because they’re fast as f too.
The cycles themselves look cool, but I have seen enough people riding them to say with confidence you still don’t look cool on them.
It’s always middle aged white dudes.
Same for cleopatra and the pyramids
They were ancient when she was ruling Egypt
Exactly, she would be better represented riding a monocycle than having anything to do with the pyramids.
Why? She would have clearly known about them.
I was thinking the same. People are probably mixing up the being alive during the construction of the pyramids with coexisting with them. Even us today coexist with the pyramids and could be accurately pictured around them.
Lincoln certainly knew of the pyramids, but is rarely depicted with them
Was Lincoln Queen of Egypt for long?
Oh gosh I don’t know what his kinks were
Wait, why would a T-rex fight Cleopatra and the pyramids?
For the implication.
I think they meant if the T-Rex fought Cleopatra for the pyramids.
I’m confused. What does that have to do with a unicycle?
Ride it down the side of the pyramid…
The pyramids riding a unicycle is a new one
I mean technically a thesaurus could’ve fought both
That’s just ridiculous, goofy, supercilious, absurd, laughable, comical, ludicrous, chucklesome, and risible.
Now I just wanna see the T-Rex fighting a stegosaurus while both are riding unicycles.
Thank god for AI
And yet I can’t get the damn AI to get anything close to the scene in trying to get it to draw for me for my D&D campaign, being one that could conceivably exist in the real world.
Google’s is especially hilarious. Even just the word “waterfall” and it complains that it would be against the terms of service.
I guess there were no pedals in the training data 😆.
Telepathic unicycle burnouts
The kids in back just want mom and dad to stop fighting.
Oh hey, it’s me, one of the kids.
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Brb gotta go tell my parents to stop fighting.
Maybe the AI interpreted fighting as ‘wrestling’
