Also applies to Randy Random in Rimworld
A swear the real world started being written by Randy Random in 2012.
Also, here’s some manhunting chinchillas.
So let it be written; so let it be done.
The old Egyptian gods are actually the only gods I truly believe in. I have two altars in my house set up, one for Bastet, the other for Horus, and my eternal avatar is Anubis. My entire house is mostly ancient egyptian statuary and iconography.
I really dig Cernunnos, Danu and the Dagda, but I haven’t been able to convince myself enough of their existence to adopt them as a religion. I want to, though. The Gauls had some cool gods.
I don’t why the old Egyptian gods resonate with me so much. As a kid I used to have dreams of the nile in the evening and felt like I could feel the hot wind coming over the river and stirring up ribbons of sand. I’ve never been to Egypt but I have a life-long love of the art and architecture.
Sir this is a Wendy’s
Well that’s why I’m here, the gods are very demanding - I’ll need severral baconators and fries.
And three orders of chili.
Something tells me the “ritual sacrifices” in your house get eaten by the priesthood later.
Somehow that does keep happening. It necessitates many return trips to the drive thru.
Solar isn’t the only thing that’s flairing up. :(
The hemorrhoids are back?
Ra- Ra- Rasputin, lover of the Russian queen.
fake news, Ra is not the sun god, he’s just a Goa’uld
Either way, the solar flares won’t stop until morale improves.
False gods can eat plutonium.
