• mommykink@lemmy.world
    6·
    9 months ago

    Never said “fast eating burger competition.” Do figure skaters get extra points for doing their sets fast? Style is what matters, and I’m using extra tongue

    • TinklesMcPoo@lemmy.world
      1·
      9 months ago

      I don’t think judges award extra points for using extra tongue during your skating set, but I respect the effort.

  • SuperDuper@lemmy.world
    8·
    9 months ago

    When I’m in a ridiculous burger ordering contest and my opponent says “I’ll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.”