Waiting to make this call any day now, I’m definitely stealing this

The child isn’t born yet and he’s dishing out dad jokes?

Either it’s not his wife’s first child or he’s a premature dad and he should go to the hospital to be monitored until the child is delivered. There is a chance he obtained dad power without being a dad yet. Premature dad puns are too concentrated and are hard to control; they is a danger to himself and those around them.

Please post again for more unsolicited medical advice.

– Totally a real doctor.

Going to Labour? I didn’t know his wife is active in politics

When does a joke become a dad joke?