bonus point: You were born at the age of 0 years
Also naked 💀
How did you know?
relatable meme
This couldn’t be me, I resent my interests
Reminds me of this dialogue from Ghost World
Enid : You know, we need to find a place where you can go to meet women who share your interests.
Seymour : Well maybe I don’t want to meet someone who shares my interests. I hate my interests.“I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.”
-Groucho Marx
I resent your interests too
Harsh, but fair
This couldn’t be me, I have been born -1 times
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This begs the question. Is the number of times you have been born a signed or unsigned integer?
Hell, why are we even assuming it’s an integer. What’s to say you weren’t born 0.331517718 times?Removed by mod
Harold smile lookin bro
It bothers me that the height chart suggests there are 10 inches in a foot
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And yet every time we suggest switching to metric the very vocal minority claims it’s all actually very easy and switching wouldn’t be worth the hassle anyway. We’d actually save money if we switched to metric, by reducing the number of errors caused by bad measurements, but whatever, kermudgeons gonna kermudgeon.
Oh god I didn’t even notice that
I was at a track meet once and the lady running high jump was doing a horrible job. She was finally figuring out what she was doing and said : OK, we got this. Next height will be 5’12"
What about the fact that 4 feet is ankle height yet his entire torso is only 1 foot tall?
Represents me perfectly, thanks OP
Oh yeah then explain why sometimes I don’t enjoy my favorite foods or interests
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I don’t enjoy my interests. :(
How the hell did you know? Are you buying my data from Google?
‘at least once’ I see you’re including the evangelicals
I wasn’t born tho
C section counts. No stupid Macbeth rules.
literally me