Having banned the use of the phrase, “climate change” in state laws Florida will next ban the public use of the word, “hurricane” and it’s plural and derivatives along with words and phrases such as, "typhoon " and, “tropical storm” and will change the words of the state anthem to, “LALALALALA! I CAN’T HEAR YOU!”
Governor DeSantis was quoted as saying, “If we can convince the Trumpists rubes to shove their heads far enough up their own asses they may not notice the death and destruction while we rake in the final billions in political contributions before Florida slips into the ocean.”
Oh man those hurricanes are gonna be PISSED
We should try nuking them.
Or we could change their path with a sharpie! It’s easy!
How long until they accidentally ban the Tampa Bay Lightning? Or the University of Miami Hurricanes?
Wild question. Back in the day they’d say hurricanes were there to punish the gays, now that those states are hard red states what are they being punished for now? Being closeted and homophobic?
wOkE DIIIIIDNEY wORL!!1!1!!! /s
They will just think they are not hating the gays hard enough.
Usually in the Caribbean, each island has a betting pool where you can select which storm name will hit you. Pay off depends on the island population. Knew a guy who won and bought himself a barrel of rum.
Yo ho ho
It just hailed in Napa California.
Won’t somebody think of the vintages??
Not sure why the 2 people down voted, it’s a point of fact that’s pretty relevant to op
blockbuster hurricane season
Wtf does that even mean? People are gonna be lining up around the block for the hurricane in excitement?
Hurricanes gonna be lining up around the block in excitement
Wait Wait, hurricanes aren’t a good thing?
Putting the “arse” in Arsthechnica
