This is so dumb, I love it
Blue jays be like:
If that’s not proof enough how made up birds are. c/birdsarentreal
The mockingbirds are so lucky the hummingbirds don’t care, because they are shimmery little warrior badasses.
Meanwhile great tits:
Whoa whoa whoa mark that nsfw next time please
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Doesn’t Drax ever get cold?
Wide Geralt is my favorite Geralt
