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I literally did this at a wedding
Were you the one getting married?
I solve that by not having friends.
No friend, just poop
The real friends are the poops we took along the way.
Why do they call it “taking a shit” and not “leaving a shit”, anyway?
Why does it take you so long to make a manly manure?
You sure they don’t just ditch you and forget to call you next time?
Just go in a fast food bag and we’ll light that shit on fire and leave it on someone’s doorstep.
Just cause you shid your pants everytime you go out with the guys, you’re the poo guy. SMH!
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