This absurdity has to stop. Conflating a bean fetish with the well accepted medical practice of foreskin oiling is a clear and present danger to public health.
What if the oil is made from beans?
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You can develop a severe allergy to Coconut oil… also coconut oil fucks with the pH balance of a vagina so make sure that everybody is washing before sex
Also, don’t make the same mistake a friend of mine did. DO NOT USE BUTTER. It goes rancid after a short time and no one wants that.
If you’re out of the good stuff, canola or vegetable oil will do in a pinch but you’ll want to wash it off and re-oil as soon as you can, as it doesn’t do anything for you beyond basic protection from the elements.
Also, if you want to surprise that special someone in your life, try cocoa butter.
And by “special someone”, I obviously mean your federally assigned foreskin inspector or your doctor. Under no circumstances should you show your genitals to anyone else.
THE FUTURE WILL LOOK AT YOUR FEAR-MONGERING OVER MY SEXUAL PREFERENCES AND LAUGH OLD MAN
When your foreskin is dried out and cracking and painful because you didn’t protect it like you should have, don’t come crying to me.
This is one of the shittiest shitposts I’ve seen this season. Bravo
When does the next season start?
Its been 37 years and I’m still hunting the man that stole my foreskin.
Excellent shitpost, enjoy an upbean
