Time heals all stuck wieners, Charlie.
It’s a cylinder
A small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth)
A soup can?
I don’t think you can stick a soup can into a Mini M&M’s tube.
You wouldn’t want to have a drink with any of them!
What’s the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can’t jelly your dick into a mini M&Ms tube
Maybe mini M&Ms tubes are bigger than I remember (it’s been years since I’ve seen one), but I’m pretty sure you couldn’t jam a dick into one of them either. Not without injury, anyway.
It’s not a small cylinder, it’s an average cylinder.
The cylinder must not be harmed
“Hot dog” sure buddy
Wait, what are you doing step vacuum?
Use a fork
Must be a tiny vacuum
plastic drinking straw tube
Instructions unclear, recited the entirety of “Penis injuries from masturbation with vacuum cleaners” to a loved one.
Flawless victory!
That sounds like unnecessary effort when there is a perfectly serviceable audiobook version to listen to!
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I hear they make a special hotdog vacuum for that
What a wonderful color blue that link is
Hey, some people really need hot dog vacuums. Don’t let your life be ruined because you need one and don’t have one!
I think you should leave
This image has levels and I am for it.
Rot in hell, Rothbard.
Woof. Yeah, I googled the guy and what a massive wheel of capitalistic dick brie.
I’m not American or up on social sciences/economic thinking, so I wasn’t aware of the hot trash he produced
“It’s a cylinder”
More like a cocktail wiener that curves sharply. To the right, of course.
Mine goes to the left.
Same
A temporary improvement in the quality of his posts
I live under a rock; there are a bunch of isopods under here with me. I had to google who he was, but yeah, dude is a turd souffle
“Turd soufflé”
And if you look to your right you will see an example of true modern art
Someone’s “hotdog” is in trouble.
Coat hangar
A big garage for storing airplanes, except it’s for coats?
Some people got a lot of coats…
