Do the alphabet with your tongue

Buy it dinner first

Lick it like ice cream and if people stare at you weirdly, offer them to share it with you.

Don’t think, just go for it face first like it was the first meal you had in a month after crash landing in the desert

Front to back

Start at the little hole at the bottom

Fast, before it evolves into Pac-Man

edit: grammar

In the shower

Slice hole vertically in the middle between and stick tounge in and slurp it out

Aggressively.

Poke a pinhole and squeeze the juice into your mouth.

Turn it into a spray

Now you can flavor all your foods with finesse. It’s like a pepper spray with orange as the substitute for the pepper. Hell, spray it into your mouth for some fresh orange juice.

Spread the lips and dig in.

Buy it dinner first

Citrussy