If your campfire is that smokey, and laying down that much, it isn’t hot enough.
And probably wet.
Smoke is bad for you… mmmkay.
Ok boomer
I don’t think anyone has ever said otherwise.
Savu seuraa lampaannussijaa.
Håller med fullständigt
“Smoke goes after thieves” is what we always say.
I’ve heard about it going after who got laid most recently of the group
Geez, that changes some of the boy scout camps!
It’s because as the hot air rises, cool air comes in from all sides of the fire. Your body blocks that air from one side, so the prevailing current of cool air feeding the fire is biased towards you and it carries the smoke with it.
Imma sell a “smoke diverter” that’s a wide piece of cardboard on a stand. Put it opposite your seat at the fire, boom, no more smoke.
Gonna need to sell left- and right-handed versions if you want to capture the market
And a pink one that costs 50% more marketed as “for women” or “for her”
Then you put out the tacticool camo version and the upscale material version that’s just made out of aluminum.
And don’t forget the designer one, which just has a Supreme logo on it yet costs 30x more
I never thought about it that way but it totally makes sense. Thanks!
But than again: it comes always to me and not to others. And it’s the same for the others. The smoke always goes to them too
When it’s coming towards you, it’s grabbing your attention, and you make note of it. When it’s coming towards someone else, this is not so.
thatsthejoke.zip
I’m not downloading that.
It ain’t downloadable. It’s just that .zip is a top level domain so anything that ends with .zip is formatted as a link, see.zip ?
I’m joking, sorry for the confusion.
Apology accepted
It says this site can’t be reached. No domain. Do I have to add it to my hosts file? What’s the IP?
I wonder if it could be the largest person blocking the most air.
That would explain why it happens to me anyway…
Yo momma so fat, when she sits around the fire, she really sits around the fire.
Nah, in my group it’s always one guy and he is pretty small.
Just admit that you are in the same group and you are both talking about yourself since everyone feels the smoke always goes to them
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Ugg think so too! Ugg and female at fire and fire follow Ugg only! Female hit Ugg with stick.
Lies! The smoke never comes near me🧟
Cause you ugly bruh!
Thats impossible, my grandma always called me a handsome lad. She’d never lie to her own dear little grandson.
NO! The smoke hates me personally and is trying to kill me on purpose.
Campfire smoke definitely has toxic ex vibes.
Probably true.
I dont know why it hates me, I do enjoy lighting firepits so it can exist in the physical realm and be free, I’m trying to help it! Why wont you love me smoke!
Ancient humans would understand this and I think that’s cool.
I’m not sure how many people can relate, but this is a thing.
It is a thing because of physics https://youtu.be/WgxO7vhlF7A?si=8R7hNf4eW7tp_9v1
White rabbit, white rabbit!