• Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world
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    So I did the napkin math, if you pick two random pills and two random pills, there’s a 19.05% chance to get something objectively bad, a 28.57% chance of getting something useless, and a 52.38% chance of getting something objectively good for a total 80.95% chance to get something not bad. Assuming infinite loops are banned and you don’t have a genuine interest in a given pill, 4 random pills is the best call.

    There’s also a 2.27% chance of getting 2 random pills on each of those 4 tries.

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      Thank you for doing what I was too lazy to do.

      I agree that 4 random pills is the best choice, also it is not specified that you must consume them (so if you get something bad you just dump or sell it).

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    The course sand pocket would be pretty great. Unlimited free sand. I could run an empire.

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      hang it over a silo and let the silo fill itself from gravity, as the sand falls and new sand is created. a lot of prfit for a small operation

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    My glitch: summon a Dr. Pepper can into Trump’s brain, then into Biden’s brain after 14.5 hrs, then Netanyahu’s, then Putin’s, then the evil Sudanese dudes’, then Xi Jinping’s, and so on and so forth.

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      You now have the equivalent of just barely over $3.14 and incredibly harsh personalities no longer impact you.

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    Just throwing this out there… Summoning a DR pepper almost twice per day ANYWHERE is OP as fuck.

    If you were a hitman, you couldn’t exactly make it look like an accident, but you definitely wouldn’t leave an evidence trail.

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      I thought exactly the same about controlling a millilitre of water. You could straight up behead people on sight and leave basically no trace at all - just a suspiciously clean cut

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      but you definitely wouldn’t leave an evidence trail.

      Yes, officer. It’s the second victim that died from a Dr. Pepper can randomly falling on their head today. As the two other ones yesterday and the two the day before yesterday…

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        You need to think more like a stand user. Your lungs are now filled with 「Dr. Pepper」

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    Death Note at home: Summon Dr pepper can anywhere every 14.5 hours, summon them directly into the brains of my enemies.

    Both nostrils work all the time: I’d take this twice if it meant it worked twice as good.

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      or you can get billions by asking for a shoebox with the hardware wallet of a high profile bitcoin whale and still have a second pill.

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        Or maybe ask for the shoe box to be full of a block of pure gold? Probably easier to sell and should have a value of about $18M.

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        You wouldn’t even need to take Bitcoin someone has access to.

        There’s tons of Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies that are theoretically unrecoverable because the private keys to the wallets containing them have been lost, or the hard drives they were on were sent to a landfill (and thus began the world’s shittiest treasure hunt).

        However, by spending any of that Bitcoin you’d probably make international headlines and end up starting a market panic, because the most likely explanation for gaining access to that Bitcoin is that you found and exploited some vulnerability in the protocol itself.

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          Surely it would dip when the news got out but btc is very liquid.

          Also, the risk of a wallet leak has always been there, this wouldn’t uncover anything that wasn’t previously known about it.