Lemon, alcohol and tube steaks all in one! Culture at its best! LMAO
Rum Ham in tube form!
English definition of culture - Refinement in manners, thought, taste etc
American definition of culture - Can ah git me some high fructose corn syrup wit dis?
Corn syrup is life! Lol Also, Corn juice in Gas too lol
Can ah git me some high fructose corn syrup wit dis?
No, but you can have double or triple salt.*
*Base sodium content is 480% of recommended daily value based on a 6667-calorie diet
Spiked frankfurts? In Australia, that means someone’s put rohypnol in the alcohol too.
They do have a culture. Just none I’d want anything to do with.
I’m so sad this isn’t real.
Make some. Follow a recipe for sausage. Use Mike’s instead of water.
Wouldn’t the cooking process boil off any alcohol
LMAO - just drink a Mike’s with a hot dog.
No way that’s anywhere near the potency of a 12% abv glizzy though
Just so people know, Mike’s doesn’t make Hard Dogs. They only make Up Dog breakfast sausages.
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Got em!
Ligma balls! Gotten!
When is Up Dog breakfast?
Who is Up Dog?
Me when i see yer mum!
What exactly is this “Up Dog” that you speak of?
Ligma balls
Fucking gottem
What’s up dog breakfast sausages?
Not much. I’m down to get some.
He told me he made raw dogs too…
At least they didn’t call them weiners.
My local grocery store has Hard Mountain Dew in various flavors including Baja Blast.
But is it in a Hot Dog form? Lol
I don’t know why, but I’ve never had a worse hangover than after having a few of those. Taste is alright, but do not recommend.
Probably the insane amounts of sugar
They’re malt liquor drinks IIRC. Shits cheap but ROUGH.
Then add in the massive sugar as mentioned by other user. Its a perfect storm of a bad time.
This is so confusing. It doesn’t look like AI because all the print is clear and relevant. If it is a Photoshop it is very very good.
But I
thinkhope it’s not a real product?Real fake product. Like someone actually made the packaging and took the picture, but mike’s does not make hard dawgs.
I don’t know what happens to hot dog meat if it’s soaked/injected with ethanol to get it to 12% alc/vol (can you even legally have a solid food that specifies a liquid volume %?) but I can’t expect it is anything good.
What happens is, the alcohol component would get cooked out of it near instantly. Same as with cooking with wine.
Yeah. I had assumed they infused, soaked or injected the ethanol after cooking the hot dogs.
Also ethanol doesn’t get entirely cooked out of food. It depends on the cooking method and how long. It can take hours for the majority to be cooked out. But unless your dish is mostly alcohol or you’re eating an absolute ton of it, it probably won’t matter for blood alcohol level. It will matter for any recovering alcoholics, though!
Graphic designer here, my guess would be a Photoshop job. I’m mostly going by the visual qualities of the edge of the thumb, comparing where it appears over the graphic, versus where it appears over the rest of the hand. There’s a slight but discernible difference in the sharpness, that usually indicates masking.
I did a reverse image search with TinEye, and found a “Colgate Whitening Dogs” version of the same original photo, which supports the Photoshop theory (at least in one of the two images): https://i.imgur.com/IB6rn9E.jpeg . That makes me think the original photo was of a pack of hotdogs where the label was blank / white – That’d let you distort the fake label graphic to roughly match the size and placement of where the real label art would go, and preserve the shadows, highlights and reflections of the packaging using layer styles.
Dalle’s attempt. Way to stylized and symmetrical to my liking but interesting the brand logo is spot on.
Oh wauw it really doesn’t hold back. I was expecting a “cant generate real logos and trademarks”
Why are they dick sized tho?
There about the same size as the thumb, if i can use that as reference compared to my own thumb…
I don’t know how many dicks you know as a reference but uhm those sausages aint big.
Definitely not real, they are very good with the Photoshop
It’s like my grandma always used to say, nothing pleases like a nice hard wiener.
Not Granny! Lol
