It took me a second to realize the post is misspelling canoe…
Thx will b changed…
Must be a good raisin to spell it that way
Monty Python classic
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Light beer is good for if maybe I don’t want to get trashed from one beer or rationalize enjoying it warm because you nurse it for 90 minutes
Light beer is for drinking while you’re in the hot sun all day and it’s great for it.
None of you bitching about American beer have stepped foot inside a beer shop here.
Has anyone here ever had sex in a canoe? I can only imagine the logistics of laying down enough life preservers to make it comfortable, and any sidewards motions should be right out unless you want to turn this into skinny dipping. I guess you could use the momentum to your advantage to get some good thrusts in, but really, has the bottom of a canoe ever smelled sexy?
Just something to think about.
The only advantage to a canoe is it’s slightly drier than the water and slightly less sandy than the beach.
That last point, maybe sex in a canoe that was beached? Then it wouldn’t tip over and you wouldn’t get sandy.
Nobody said American beer is particularly enjoyable…
Has anyone here ever had sex in a canoe?
In all of human history? Almost certainly.
Also, there is this sort of canoe, which would be much more stable for fucking in.
Look at those fucking canoes!
Canoes also have crossbars every 4 feet or so to keep them reasonably structurally sound. So those are very in your way.
That just means it requires creativity.
Just drink staropramen, there isn’t anything better.
Plzeň?
Jimmy Fallon’s jokes are close to water.
Shore they are
My body is already 70% water.
No need to be close to water.
I am water.
Hey, I’ve had some great beer in America.
. . . wonder what that little import label means . . .
I’m an American and I had to quit drinking quite a few years ago, but I agree.
As a European I like the Czech beers, but gotta admit a cold Coors isn’t bad sometimes.
Pilsen urqell is fucking close to water as well. But so its carlsberg, Heineken, and all the other generic/same beers
When I used to teach European students, they would invariably go out and buy the cheapest crap they could find like cases of pabst genuine draft and then complain how bad the American beer is.
I think the British equivalent would be if I bought a bottle of frosty jack and used it to declare all British cider to be shitty.
You gotta spend some money to get good American beer. Pretty much all the nationally brewed stuff is shit. There’s a lot of local stuff that’s actually good.
I’m not sure how European beer culture works, but one of the reasons to drink shitty American beer water is that you can drink it all day without dying.
One more useless fact: I long thought that adjuncts in shitty American beer like corn and rice were strictly cost cutting measures. There’s definitely some truth to that. But the origins apparently go back to nineteenth century brewers being unable to achieve a clear lager with the barley that was available in America. When they used the barley exclusively, they kept getting a cloudy product.
Had a similar experience when roadtripping over there. Each town had a big share of local beers who were all great. Especially if you can enjoy a good IPA. Local American beers definitely are on the same level as European ones.
Just don’t buy Bud light and similar you get at a Walmart.At least where I’m from (Portland), it’s really not hard to find good beers, ciders, and so on. There are food carts that have 20 beers on tap and an extra collection of bottled/canned options.
You’ve definitely got no shortage of choices out there.
I was up in the other Portland last week (Maine) and they’ve also got a ton of good options.
That city name must inspire people or something.
That’s a German beer bottle…
I took it as Fry is drinking non American beer, because American beer tastes like water.
But really, outside of a couple large national beer chains that sell their low cost “bud, coors, Busch, natty” America has a shit ton of small breweries that make a large variety of beers that aren’t that way. There’s literally over 9,000 operating breweries in the US.
Augustiner :3
America has some of the best beer on Earth. Europeans really show their cultural naivete and prejudice when they say stuff like this. I used be feel mad, now I just pity them.
