You people bake your sausages?
“Is that a blister or a coldsore?”
> I got it by getting squirt by a hot sausage.
“Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?”
Don’t use your teeth!
This, legitimately, is what would happen to me. This kind of shit comprises the vast majority of my life story.
Fuck
Larry David is that you?
If my hairline keeps migrating, i may look like him soon
Don’t cook homemade caramel.
Could be worse, could be burn from hot candied nuts. Try explaining that one
I’ve got a scar on my foot from a splash of caramel fresh from the pan
So “hot food”. Problem solved.
Amateur move! Gotta be careful around hot sausage splooge.
If the sausage grease is boiling hot, someone might need to see a doctor…
Don’t demonic possession shame people. They are vessels and can’t choose the nature of the spirit that has taken their mortal form.
It’s not the herp, it’s the derp.
A big brown dripping hot sausage. 😈
You had me at dripping… 💦
I always poke them with a fork first to relieve pressure
Forking does relieve pressure.
