Ralph just reminded me of The Game. Ralph deserves the void.
Worse than that! Each time you think of Ralph, you create another Ralph, a being you have created, another soul you will damn to the void.
Damn it now I lost. It’s your fault for talking about the game! You lose too!
imagines torturing Ralph for 500,000 years
Joke’s on you! Ralph is only being tortured as long as you think of how he’s being tortured!
Played yaself, torturer!
I can imagine 500,000 years pretty quickly by imagining it in a montage.
Ain’t even gotta do that, just imagine he suffered for 500,000 years and he did, just like everyone and everything you ever knew was created last Thursday
What music is playing during the montage?
if a tree falls in a forest and no one hears it
goodbye ralph
You should be, Ralph.
Ralph will only come back into existence next time this is reposted. For maximum existential horror, change the name every repost so Ralph is forgotten.
Ralph lives happily ever after
There you go I saved Ralph
In fact Ralph never exists because “you” is indeterminate since hundreds of readers see this post simultaneously
Ralph only ceases to exist when the last person views this meme and then closes it, as well as when the last person forgets Ralph ever existed. All I know is that person isn’t me and thus I have no blood on my hands.
OK Google set a reminder 10 years from now to remind that gal/guy of ralph
Henceforth you shall be the torchbearer for the memory of Ralph. His memory will live on due to your efforts.
You should hear the cries of the memories, right before they are garbage collected. “Wait, I need that!”
“Bring in the logic probe!”
Oh no, that’s not how this works. Everyone has their own Ralph, unique in each mind. Your hands are as bloody
Oh well! Bite it, Ralph.
Murderer!
Big woop, everyone here including myself is a concept and no one can prove me otherwise.
I wouldn’t bother for your sake, and I hope you stop existing once my attention span abandons you!
I can’t tell if it worked.
Embrace the void, whatever your name is.
Welcome to the circus, Ralph.
Now say goodbye.
