Fifteen coffees
may i have a glass of water please
Incorrect, guess again.
This isn’t a shitpost it’s an IHOP ad
It’s a shillpost
Edit honestly I have no idea, i just thought it was missing cold pizza as a breakfast option
1x sausage 2x eggs 3x milk
I read Oil instead of OJ and just thought man that’s some American breakfast option
Bacon thrice.
Coffee thrice.
Sausage, eggs, bacon, toast, oj
Bacon, Eggs, Toast, 2 OJs and 3 Milks
Blueberry, bacon, hash browns, english muffin and substitute root beer for the beverage.
Crêpes > pancakes
What people think a typical English breakfast is:
What a typical English breakfast actually is:
So it’s a french breakfast with a creamer or milk?
I belive the first one is a full English breakfast. Can’t do full most days.
Weekends Vs weekdays
If you eat that every weekend and weekday, you’ll singlehandedly collapse the NHS.
Smokers actually save the NHS money
Only if they smoke heavily, contract one of the many diseases, don’t seek medical help, and die in their own home.
With these options, it’s more like a $23 breakfast
Sausage, eggs, hash brown, toast, oj, tip the last dollar (most likely).
I make it for 11$: coffee, biscuits, bacon and eggs. Hot sauce comes free of charge
Bacon, eggs, hash browns, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee.
wheres water?
I don’t know. I never touch the stuff. Fish fuck in it.
all of the drinks listed in that menu also contian water as ingredient so gotta drink machine oil
in the ocean you gross fuck
