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Become the poop
Skibidi toilet
I feel like off all of the squatting positions, 4 and 5 would be the most comfortable. 5 definitely makes it easier to brose Lemmy and literally shitpost.
What the hell is even going on with that numbering?
Next time drunken, I‘ll try 8
You only do that to show dominance over your toilet.
We should probably do deep analysis of all these positions, tbh. Of course, 8 is the preferred approach for most people, but I prefer 9 to minimize splash-back (I’m still processing position 0, hmm…)
Just bend over and spray the water tank.
8’s about to do the sickest flip
That’s a sick shit flip
I actually do 3 sometimes. Don’t sleep on it, it totally works
It’s obviously number 3. I mean they even have a little shelf so you can read comics and have a meal
Where’s the sh*t on the floor option?
